Sammy Tyler's Blog

Wow New Years celebrations started early over here. Thought I would have a little more time to get some work done. So I am going to upload some new pictures of me for you today but I will have to come back and tell you what was going on durring the shoot a little later.  I figured you would at least want to see the pics.

You have a good evening. Make sure you are safe, get a cab if you need one. Maybe you should get a cab even if you don’t thing you really need one. The cops will be out thick tonight and you don’t want to start your new year out on a bad note.

Great news… our neighbor found our kitty cat! He has been locked in a garage for the past couple of days.  But we have him back now. Brett and I were just talking about him this afternoon when we went on a walk. We missed him so much. I am really glad to have him back.

Yeah we went on a walk. hee hee Made me feel a little old. We usually go for runs but I tired that and my boobies just aren’t ready for that much bounce yet. I will have to stick to the elliptical machine or walking for a bit longer.

We are going to out out for dinner with some friends and then over to see The Flockers. I kind of don’t want to go now that I just got my Itty back. But I imaging he is going to fall asleep for a good while in just a bit.

Have a great night.

Thanks to those who came to my cam show this afternoon.  I had a good time. I hope you did too.

Not too much has been going on around the house this week. I have been looking for a new kitty online. Our little Itty got out last week and we haven’t been able to find him. I miss him terribly. Brett doesn’t want to get another cat but I think we should. I love having a cat. I want to get one of those hairless ones.  They are so cute and I can put clothes on them. lol

We are going to a party for New Years eve so I won’t be around. Do you have any big plans for New Years night? How about any New Years resolutions? Mine is to drink more water and get to the gym at least 6 days a week. If not the gym then at least go for a run. It will have to wait till after my Vegas trip though. Every year I bring all my gym clothes with me to Vegas but I never make it to the gym.

I case your wondering we will be in Vegas from Jan. 3rd – 7th. Just a short trip out there but really 4 days is enough in that town. It is suppose to be cold and rainy too. blah  At least if it rains I won’t get electric shock every time I touch something metal. Always a bright side.

Oh just one more day for the Xmas contest. Better make sure you have all your best jokes posted. I am sending out my sweet candy cane on Friday!

Wow, so sorry about my cam show tonight! We could get a connection from us to the SCC offices but not out from their. That was a bummer. But it was great fun to chat with you all after the show in housecam chat. Did you like my new bikini? I love monkeys.

Anyways, it occurred to me today while chatting with you guys, during my show (with no cam) and then in housecamz later, that you guys have alot of questions.

So I have decided to update my bio and FAQ page.

Please post here any questions you have and I will make sure they get in to my biography area. I won’t post the answers here cause I want to upload them all at once. But please ask away, ask away, ask away.

Of course I will answer all legitimate questions if you start getting silly I of course won’t post the answer. So no you will not find out my home address, my SS# and my mothers maiden name!

But if you have been interested to know about me, please just ask. I am sure if you are interested others are too so I would like to incorporate that in to my site.

Thanks for the great turn out at my show tonight. I recognized alot of you. I love that.

Look for a new movie update for tomorrow. I have to run now… we are going to the movies with a friend. Short notice.

I will make sure I write longer tomorrow, promise.

Just popping in to say HI. We are just chilling out in front of the TV. I made some delicious lemon cookies so we will have lemon cookies and ice cream tonight.

Don’t forget to come to my cam show tomorrow. It is at 9pm.

Falling asleep so early made us wake up early. So we already have opened all of our gifts and are just getting a few things on the net done before we relax for the day. I got some clothes, Nike air shoxs, an arm radio for the gym, noise diffuser head phones for when we fly, a sexy little Paul Frank bathing suit with monkeys on it, a day at the spa and a back massager for my office chair. Pretty good presents! Brett got some Nike air shox too, some clothes, golf lessons and plenty of golf balls, a kick ass bracelet, and a few other things….odds and ends like slippers and undies.

Where ganna chill here at the house this afternoon and then go out for dinner an a movie or maybe the other way around.  I want to go see “Meet the Flockers” I have heard it is hilarious… sounds like a good x-mas movie. Something light hearted and comical.

I hope you all get to enjoy your holiday today, which ever holiday that might be that you celebrate today.

Great big Hugs and Kisses, Sammy

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”

Thanks for coming to my camshow this afternoon. I had over 900 people in my chat room at once. That made me so wet, I had to fuck myself silly with my big candy cane! Now I want to share my candy with you. Of course I can only give it to one lucky guy. So to figure out who is the most deserving of my pussy juice dripping candy cane I have come up with a contest.

So tell me a funny christmas joke. Post it here in my journal. Who ever makes me laugh the hardest I will send my candy cane.

I am going to send it out Friday Dec. 31st so you have until then to post your joke.

Oh my – if you guys are still wondering what to get your girlfriends or wives for x-mas I have found your answer. Remember I told you I was getting a gift today from a member (SpiderSam). Well my box from him arrived this afternoon and it was filled with 4 toys!

I have only had time to try out one of them, the rabbit! It fucking rocks! I love it! Absolutely clittabulous. Of course it is not a replacement for a real cock, so don’t worry. But if you guys can enjoy toys together this is the best one I have ever used. You won’t be sorry.

Make sure you get the silicone one with 500 different speeds from California Exotic Novelties. Well that is the one I got at least so I know it is a good one. You can probably just type that in to google and come up with it but if you have any problems just let me know and I will find it for you.

Again I need to thank Spider Sam for sending me such an awesome gift. Thank you very much. It is certainly most appreciated.

Happy Holidays!!!

Guess what tomorrow is???? Tomorrow is the day I am suppose to get my new toys in the mail! yippee… It is also my first cam show with my new boobies. So that means everyone needs to be there! No excuses, ok. You just simply have to be there. 

We are going to head out in a bit. Ganna catch a flick. Not sure yet what I want to see though. Their are so many good movies out and I have to pick just one.

Hope you had a great weekend.

It was great chatting with some of you in housecamz chat room tonight. Some of you guys really missed out. I showed off my new boobies for the first time in there tonight.

Didn’t do much with the rest of my day though. Went out last night and partied a bit. I really didn’t have that much to drink but it kicked my butt this morning. I think it was a combo of too many different types of drinks.

I did manage to get some sex this morning. But then I went right back to sleep this this afternoon. Feel great now though.

We are working on a getting a new design implemented in the members area. I designed it last week and it looks a lot like my free area. It should load a lot faster, that is what I was trying for when I designed it anyways. It will probably go live this week.

Just two more days till my next cam show! You have to make sure you are there so you can check out my new knockers.