Sammy Tyler's Blog

It was fun chatting with you in housecamz this afternoon. Brett and I are going to go on a walk now then come back and go out for happy hour and some Golden Tee. Hopefully I kick his ass like I usually do.

See you tomorrow at 7 for cam show.

from an e-mail I received from my older sister. Isn’t it great?

Ok and a cute e-mail I just got from my younger sis:

LIZARD BIRTHING STORY If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story
below will have you laughing OUT LOUD!

Overview:

I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet. Here’s what
happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
“something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his
room. He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious,
Dad. Can you help?”
I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into
his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back,
looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. “Honey,” I called,
“come look at the lizard!”

Oh my gosh,” my wife diagnosed after a minute.
“She’s having babies.” ”

What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”

I was equally outraged. “Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we
didn’t want them to reproduce,” I accused my wife.
“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?” she inquired.
(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her, (in my
most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.

“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,” she
informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I
shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. “Kids, this is going to be a
wondrous experience, I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle
of birth.”

“OH, Gross!”, they shrieked.

“Well, isn’t THAT just Great! What are we going to do with a litter of
tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know. (I really do think
she was being snotty here, too. Don’t you?) We peered at the patient.

After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear
briefly, vanishing a scant second later. “We don’t appear to be making
much progress,
I noted.

“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.

“Do something, Dad!” my son urged. “Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached
in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gingerly
tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know. “Maybe they
could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the
females in my house?)

“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly. We drove to the vet with
my son holding the cage in his lap. “Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he
urged.

“I don t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him. (Women can
be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one
thing, but this boy is of her womb, for Pete’s sake.)

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little
animal through a magnifying glass. “What do you think, Doc, a C-section?”
I suggested scientifically.

“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak
to you privately for a moment?

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. “Is Ernie going to be okay?”
my wife asked.

“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. “This lizard is not in labor. In
fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen… Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie
is a young male, and occasionally, as they come into maturity, like
most male species, they um….um….masturbate. Just the way he did,
lying on his back.”

He blushed, glancing at my wife. “Well, you know what I’m saying, Mr.
Cameron.”

We were silent, absorbing this. “So Ernie’s just… just… Excited,”
my wife offered.
“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence.

Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then
even laugh loudly.

“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the
woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. “It’s just… that… I was
picturing you pulling on its… its… teeny little…” she gasped for
more air to bellow in laughter once more.

“That’s enough,” I warned.

We thanked the Veterinarian and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our
son back into the car.

He was glad everything was going to be okay.
“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you’ve done, Dad,” he told me.

Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 Lizards – $140…
1 Cage – $50…

Trip to the Vet – $30…

We are getting ready to watch the Oscars over here. Making some chicken wings and pizza and going to have our own little party. We wanted to go out and watch them but we couldn’t find a bar that was playing the Oscars.

I know alot of you guys watched the Nascar race this afternoon. So who won?

I was just about to go chat with you guys in housecamz when my sister called. She is going to try to come visit me in March! yippee. I hope she does it has been a while since I have seen her and we have so much fun together. I didn’t ask her about the housecamz, I think she will be ok with me leaving them on though.

We may be going on a day cruise tomorrow so I didn’t schedule a cam show… besides Sex Cam central is down anyways. I wrote them to find out what is going on but I haven’t heard back from them yet. Hopefully they will get it all fixed Monday when they get back in to the office.

I did schedule shows on the other two networks though. Tuesday at 7pm on Amateur Cam House and an early on by request at 11am on Amateur Camz.

Hope you guys had a fun weekend.

How is your weekend going so far? Mine started off on a good foot. Sushi was fabulous last night. The movie was good. And the sex after the movie was marvelous.

We are chilling here at the house tonight, making dinner together. We got some blockbuster movies to watch while we dine on our feast.

It was nice chatting with you guys this afternoon in housecamz.

Today just flew by so fast. I can’t believe it is after 10 already! I finally got Brett out of the house and to the gym. He was procrastinating about going all day but I finally managed to drag him there. I think I am going to have to start going by my self in the morning. That is when I prefer to go anyways. Then if Brett gets motivated to go in the evening I will go with him again. I really do like working out with him but he never wants to stay as long as I do. He is just naturally so trim. errr.

Oh well I really enjoy going to the gym and I feel so much better afterwards. Two work outs a few times a week will be great for me. I will burn off all those Jamaican drinks in no time. lol

We did have a blast this week. Went clubbing a few nights, went out on a party boat catamaran, jet skiing, skinny dipping and Brett went cliff jumping. We stooped in to hedonism for one evening. I honestly wasn’t too impressed. I didn’t get to see anyone except myself, Celeste and our guys having sex but I did see a few girls giving head. I hear it is much better in the afternoon so maybe I will give it a second chance the next time we come down here.

We did get some pics for you. I have some scenic pics and some porn pics. Although we are going to have to wait a bit for the porn ones I think. Celeste’s guy took them all with his camera and then when we were getting of the catamaran he fell in the water with his camera. He hurt his leg pretty in the fall so we didn’t give him too much shit about ruining the new camera. I think we will still be able to get the pictures off the card once it fully dries out. At least I am hoping.

We are at the airport right now and have just a half hour delay so we should be home around 3:30 – 4:00. I will see you all on housecamz then.

Kisses, Sammy

We are getting ready to leave for Jamaica right now. I know I will miss you guys but will you miss me?  I have gotten all of the updates for the time we will be gone already cued for you. So you won’t miss out on anything except my housecamz, really.

Fridays picture update is me in a sexy outfit playing with a Pyrex dildo. Tuesdays movie update is m getting my pussy hammered by the Sybian while Brett fucked me in the ass. I had an incredibly long and crazy intense orgasm while doing this. You’ll like it.

And of course don’t forget to check out “It’s Your Porn” daily and all the other feeds in the bonus section that update weekly.

I do not think we will have internet access at our hotel. We are going for more of a down in out hotel/camping type of experience. I will try to get up to an internet café at least every other day to respond to two ways and to do journal entries.

We are going with a great group of people though so it should be fun and I should be able to get some great pictures while I am there.

We will be back Wednesday afternoon, see ya then.

We are getting ready to leave for Jamaica right now. I know I will miss you guys but will you miss me?  I have gotten all of the updates for the time we will be gone already cued for you. So you won’t miss out on anything except my housecamz, really.

Fridays picture update is me in a sexy outfit playing with a Pyrex dildo. Tuesdays movie update is m getting my pussy hammered by the Sybian while Brett fucked me in the ass. I had an incredibly long and crazy intense orgasm while doing this. You’ll like it.

And of course don’t forget to check out “It’s Your Porn” daily and all the other feeds in the bonus section that update weekly.

I do not think we will have internet access at our hotel. We are going for more of a down in out hotel/camping type of experience. I will try to get up to an internet café at least every other day to respond to two ways and to do journal entries.

We are going with a great group of people though so it should be fun and I should be able to get some great pictures while I am there.

We will be back Wednesday afternoon, see ya then.

Wanna come play golf with me? I am attending Anna and Bruces 2nd Golf outing WebGirl Party and you are invited. The event is June 24th in the Kansas City, Kansas area. Here is the link to the page so you can get more information and sign up to attend.

Made it back safely from Orlando this morning. We had a really good time up there. It was a nice little mini vacation. Dinner was delicious at the Samba room and then we headed over to Pleasure Island at Disney. It is cool cause you only have to pay once to get in to the park and then all of the clubs are free. They have a few different style of clubs to choose from so we bounced back and forth between all of them and even caught a comedy show.

Our favorite club is Mannequins, it is kind of a gay club now. It didn’t used to be but looking around on the dance floor there were only a handful of girl and the guys were all dancing together. It is fun though cause the dance floor spins around like a big turn table and they play the best dance music. As gay clubs usually do.

They even have an arcade there, where Brett kicked my ass in air hockey.

Tonight we are just chilling. Really recovering. lol

I am getting ready to update the Sybian with Joy movie for you. Should be up with in the hour.

The day has started off good. Got a good morning fucking and jewels. What more could a girl as for? We are off to Orlando now see you tomorrow.

I hope your having fun tonight. We have a few friends over so maybe we might all get a little naughty. Who knows. I really feel so good. I have been on the south beach plan for over a year now and it has worked great for me. I love it.

I have been talking to my friend Lisa about it the whole time and she has seen my results but cause she has kids it has been hard for her to follow. Finally 3 weeks ago she went gung ho and she lost 15 pounds! She looks and feels fucking awesome. I am so proud of her.

Now I can’t wait to get my hands all over her. Stay tuned to housecamz to see what happens.